Omar Minaya - Fuck You

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Lets say that you're a National League GM, and you've witnessed pitcher after pitcher change leagues. You notice a pattern that every time a pitcher comes to the National League from the American League, they somehow improve. Brad Penny. John Smoltz. Roy Halladay. Jason Hammel. John Maine. Ian Kennedy. Carlos Silva. Dan Haren. Jon Garland. And you look at pitchers that go the other way and get rocked. Josh Beckett. Kevin Brown. Denny Neagle. Randy Johnson. Chan Ho Park. Carl Pavano.

If you were a smart GM, you would look for starters in the AL who could come over to the NL and prosper. Look at the Rockies with Hammel, the Cardinals with Penny and Smoltz and the Diamondbacks with Haren. No credit goes to Johan Santana coming to the Mets or Roy Halladay going to the Phillies because they were awesome in the AL as well.

Which brings us to the present day Boston Red Sox. Who have a right handed pitcher.. Who has worn out his welcome in Boston. Who strikes out a ton of guys, but can't keep his pitch count down enough to power through the tough AL East lineups. Talk about a guy who would be perfect for the front of the Mets rotation and who would benefit from the shorter lineups in the NL. We would probably only have to pay his salary at this point.

But no, no Dice-K for us. Omar Minaya: Fuck You. Oh, and if it's payroll constraints that are holding you back, Jeff Wilpon and Bernie Madoff: Fuck You Too. Think there's an Asian population in Flushing that might come to Dice-K's starts and fill some of your amazingly empty stadium?

Now, suppose you're the GM of a team that does not have an elite catching prospect in the minors, and whose only catching prospect close to the Major Leagues is left handed. And you happened to sign a perpetually shitty catcher this off-season who has happened to tear it up through this point in the season. And also suppose that there is a team who needs catching at the Major League level who also happens to have a semi-elite catching prospect they are willing to deal who hits right handed.

Would you think about trading for the catching prospect, sticking him in Triple A with your other young catcher (where they can also both get ABs at first since you just promoted the Chosen One and your third best hitter from Triple A. What they were doing there is beyond reason.) to ensure a better future for your franchise? Or do you selfishly hold onto your signing to prove how smart you are and in the vein attempt that it might save your job?

Omar Minaya. Fuck You.

Monday Night Football: Why only 16/17ths?

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Here we are, Monday night, 9 pm, and I feel like there is something missing from my life. What is it? Oh, that's right; Monday Night Football.

Why the hell don't I have Monday Night Football?

For 16 weeks, we have been able to extend our football pleasure for one more night. But not for week 17.

WHY???

Well, apparently the NFL hates its viewers. Throughout Week 17's Sunday, scenarios were bandied about. If New England wins, if the Jets lose, if the Eagles beat the Cowboys.

But imagine if there was a Monday Night game, that was integral to the Playoffs? Imagine if the Jets-Bengals game or the Cowboys-Eagles game was on Monday night? Viewership would have been through the roof! If all the seeds were settled except for ONE final game?

Why can't we have this? It would be too much fun? We need to have the day filled with news about Jim Zorn, Mike Shanahan, Bill Sheridan and whether or not Wes Welker should have been on the field? Come on Heir Goodell, have a little fun!

Francesa does it again!

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On his blazing Sunday morning NFL show, Francesa started out with this gem:

"There is so many myriad of possibilities"

What makes this so funny is not that it was one of the first sentences he used to start his show, but that a few sentences later, he CORRECTLY used the word myriad.

Of course, he then went on to call Jim Caldwell "Jim Cardwell", and Colts GM Bill Polian "Bill Polio", so I guess misusing myriad is the least of his troubles.

Francesca sucks ball again...

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And can't even talk:

Just heard him say that Detroit is in the midst of an economic "turn down." Hmmmmm.

The Curious Case of Anthony Hargrove

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The St. Louis Rams have had quite a precipitous fall from greatness since their high points in 1999 and 2001. Staff turnover and an unsettled ownership situation certainly have contributed to their poor results, but there is a different problem that I want to tackle today.

Everyone knows about the Rams poor drafting record. Sure, they wasted the first three rounds of the draft from 2000 - 2008. Trung Candidate, Jacoby Shephard, John St. Clair, Damione Lewis, Adam Archuleta, Ryan Pickett, Tommy Polley, Brian Allen, Robert Thomas, Travis Fisher, Lamar Gordon, Eric Crouch, Jimmy Kennedy, Piso Tinoisamoa, Kevin Curtis, Steven Jackson, Anthony Hargrove, Alex Barron, Ron Bartell, O.J. Atogwe, Richie Incognito, Tye Hill, Joe Klopfenstein, Claude Wroten, Jon Alston, Dominique Byrd, Adam Carriker, Brian Leonard, Jonathon Wade, Chris Long, Donnie Avery, John Greco. What do they all have in common?

Yes, they mostly suck.

But more importantly, how many are still with the organization? There is nary a star amongst the bunch, although the Rams from the 2007 and 2008 draft still have a chance (lets hope).

What there are among that group is some solid NFL starters, far superior to what the Rams have right now, or whose retention may have created additional problems for the Rams.

Ryan Pickett: Let go to sign with the Green Bay Packers for 4 years/$14 million. Starting nose tackle in their 3-4 defense. Think the Rams could use a run stuffer in the middle at that price right now?

John St. Clair: Starting Right Tackle for the Cleveland Browns. Sure, the Browns may be the only team in the NFL with a smaller talent base than the Rams, and St. Clair isn't a starting tackle on a championship, or even playoff, team, but keeping St. Clair until he developed could have kept the Rams from taking Alex Barron, and instead had them draft Roddy White, Aaron Rodgers, Marlin Jackson, Logan Mankins, Michael Roos, Lofa Tatupu or Justin Miller, all of whom were drafted after Barron.

Damione Lewis: Currently the starting Defensive Tackle for the Carolina Panthers. Not great, but they have won three more games than the Rams, and may very well make the playoffs.

Mike Furrey: Currently on the Cleveland Browns, previously somewhat of a star for the Detroit Lions. Plays a little safety, wide receiver, special teams. All around hard nosed player. Caught 98 passes for over 1,000 yards in 2006 for the Lions.

Kevin Curtis: Allowed to sign with the Philadelphia Eagles, played extremely well as their #2 option until knee surgery this year.

Anthony Hargrove: Currently starting Defensive Tackle for the undefeated New Orleans Saints. Has been moved around from DE to DT, but was let go by the Rams for a 5th round pick to the Buffalo Bills. Retaining him and allowing him to develop could have prevented the Rams from drafting Carriker and Long, and instead we could be watching a team with Matt Ryan at Quarterback and Darrelle Revis at Cornerback, to name just the players drafted immediately after those d-line busts.

My point isn't so much that the Rams have drafted poorly, which they undoubtedly have, but instead that they have allowed a lot of talent to leave the organization, which has only compounded their poor drafting. Hell, even Kurt Warner was the NFC starter in the Super Bowl last year! The Rams need to start keeping talent, and even just starters, in their organization. It creates value, which can be traded or allowed to develop alongside other talent, something the Rams desperately need if they are to get back to the top of the NFL again.

Francesca sucks ball

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And can't even talk:

Just heard him say that Detroit is in the midst of an economic "turn down." Hmmmmm.

My dream come true

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I just wet myself

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A WFAN Listener's Dream?

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Mike Francesa is Lactating

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